...why did you choose to re-appear this weekend? dumb mouse!
...how am i going to look 10 lbs skinnier for cousin's wedding?
...how am i going to look 10 lbs skinnier for shopping for dress with my mother for wedding?
...there are like, 19 steps to applying for a job with your fine organization.
...this is only minorly LESS of a pain in the ass than navigating the federal government job listings
...i should have done this thing for work WEEKS AGO
...i noticed two nights ago that the chain-lock to one of our skylights is dangling procariously un-locked, instead of tight inside its home where it belongs and i've had trouble sleeping just THINKING about it but i am too short, even standing on a chair and a stool with no spotter to reach it.
...how long have i looked like i needed a haircut this bad?
...no really, i'm serious. why didn't anyone SAY anything?
...who knew there were more days in february after this weekend? calendars play cruel tricks. i thought this weekend was march 5!
...the DK's birthday is coming up and i only have part ONE of present
...wait, that means my birthday is only like, 7 weeks away.
...what should i DO for it?
...i am getting SIDE-TRACKED!
...i am only on the beginning of the FIRST SLEEVE of the sweater
...at time of posting i only have 4 days, 20 hours, and 58 minutes left by THE OFFICIAL CLOCK(scroll down a bit, on the righthand side)
...AND THEN I HAVE TO KNIT THE OTHER ONE?
...and then i have to seam it, sew the cowl, and block it?
...4 days, 20 hours, and 54 minutes
...4 days, 20 hours, and 53 minutes
...why am i still writing about it and not KNITTING AT WORK?
...because i already did, just enough before i was like
...i could get caught!
...there should be more of you, sweater, but alas, there is not.