Monday, February 12, 2007

Staff Meeting Haikus

these were all taken from what people said or looked like during a staff meeting:

a death stare he gives
daggers shooting from the eyes
eyebrow arch. contempt?

No news is good news
have you heard any mention
of the millions due?

this is my blank check
if i seem extra bitchy
waa- my deadlines

slowly passing time
a bit of a problem here
come out of the shoot

the puppet master
the camera just loves you
smile pretty for me

bullishly stubborn
disbelief takes form of fist
beating on forehead.

it's lonely here, at
parents without state partners
pony up, casserole.

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