Thursday, June 22, 2006

Commercial Jingles with which I have been known to serenade my boyfriend

1.) At Eastern Motors, your job's your credit!

2.) Freeeeeeeeeeeee Crrrrrredit Report Dottttttttt Commmmmmmm!

3.) Rub-a-dub-dub we'll cover your tub!

4.) Eight hundred five eight eight two three hundred, EMMMMMMPPPPIRRRE!

5.) THEY GOT A PEPPER BAR

6.) Don't. Hold. Back (do do dododo do do do do)

7.) Big Fuuuuccckkkkkkiiiiinnnnggggggg Chicken

As you can see, he's pretty lucky to be dating me.

He only knows the commercials that I point out because he's got TiVo and is above commercials.

That's the point I am trying to work myself up to. Goal-setting, and such.

3 comments:

ElisaRocks said...

One dollar oooooffff! any coupon works - for pony rides or hair plugs.

I heart the Quizno's rat/hampsters!

dan said...

Go DK!

Runjit Chandra said...

you should serene him with these fine classics:

-Progressive Auto Insurance (ThIIIIs is HOOOOOOOOOW LIIIIIFE Should BEEEEEEEEE!!!)

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-Vonage (Whooo hooo whooo hooo hooo [sing it over and over and over again a million times])