1.) At Eastern Motors, your job's your credit!
2.) Freeeeeeeeeeeee Crrrrrredit Report Dottttttttt Commmmmmmm!
3.) Rub-a-dub-dub we'll cover your tub!
4.) Eight hundred five eight eight two three hundred, EMMMMMMPPPPIRRRE!
5.) THEY GOT A PEPPER BAR
6.) Don't. Hold. Back (do do dododo do do do do)
7.) Big Fuuuuccckkkkkkiiiiinnnnggggggg Chicken
As you can see, he's pretty lucky to be dating me.
He only knows the commercials that I point out because he's got TiVo and is above commercials.
That's the point I am trying to work myself up to. Goal-setting, and such.