Cure for insomnia

1.) Run errands after work in the cold. Tell two separate stores' employees how excited you are for your winter, Canadian vacation-- full of lovely people, purple bruises, a merino wool face mask (what else are 12 hour car rides good for?) and a quest for the best poutine.

2.) Return home to the warm, soft glow of new TV and multiple episodes of Girls Next Door in the DVR.

3.) Spaghetti (not diet friendly).

4.) Three vodka tonics. Extra lime. (diet friendly! diet tonic!) No sharing.

5.) Rinse and repeat.

6.) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.